"... cocky, swaggering, confident, dark, dangerous, suggestive, sexy, unstoppable."
Today on Swoon on a Saturday, I bring you the many faces of James Bond.
Who's your favourite?
I'm not a Bond fan, my attention span is way too short. The only three films I have watched all the way through without getting bored are Dr No and Diamonds Are Forever. I am a longtime devotee of Sean Connery and he is in my opinion the best Bond. I also watched On Her Majesty's Secret Service without a hint of complaint.
Andy tried to persuade me to watch Live and Let Die recently as it's his favourite Bond film, and Roger Moore his favourite Bond, but I really am not a fan of Roger Moore so this took a little persuading. As it turns out I didn't rate the villain (the henchman was far more interesting) which could have been something to keep me watching ... or maybe not, as even Christopher Lee being in a Roger Moore film as undoubtedly one of the best villains that ever there was, couldn't win me over and I confess to fast forwarding through any scenes absent of Francisco Scaramanga in The Man With the Golden Gun.
As previously mentioned, I have seen George Lazenby as Bond, but never any Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan or Daniel Craig versions. Now, Daniel Craig. He looks like he's a good Bond but what do I know as I haven't even seen a clip. When it comes down to it, I can't actually be bothered to sit through a Bond film that doesn't feature Sean Connery. Like a fussy toddler, I'm liable to bury my head in a cushion and my muffled voice can just be heard, "But I don't want toooooo .... attention span too short ... action film ... plot that needs to be followed closely ..." Make me watch a Bond film and I'll fire question after question at you. "Who's that?" ... "Why are they doing that?" ... "What did they say?" as I am easily distracted by everything going on in the background if the actual actors don't hold my attention.
So, let us have an ogle of Bond. James Bond.
Dr No ... From Russia With Love ... Goldfinger ... Thunderball ... You Only Live Twice ...Diamonds Are Forever ... Never Say Never Again
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Live and Let Die ... The Man With the Golden Gun ... The Spy Who Loved Me ... Moonraker ... For Your Eyes Only ... Octopussy ... A View To A Kill ...
The Living Daylights ... Licence To Kill
Goldeneye ... Tomorrow Never Dies ... The World Is Not Enough ... Die Another Day
Casino Royale ... Quantum of Solace ... Skyfall ... Spectre